You may have noticed that the normal laws of physics are routinely broken around about Christmas time. Why is it that the kids’ stockings which you checked just last….January….appear to have increased in volume? Why is there an inversely proportional relationship between paper available and size of gift to be wrapped? Why do all those presents seem to get smaller once wrapped? Why do I always run out of wine?!
Anyway, happy Christmas everyone. I’m entering the Festive Zone. I may be gone some time.