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On being a fish
I have no recollection Of this wonderful collection Of colour flashing past me. As a fish, It’s all new – as Memory cells are few And I forget… But, forgive me… Who are you? Repeat ad nauseum.
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Sneeze when your winning
Why is a cold called a cold When it makes you burn up and lie down Do you freeze as you sneeze Are you just one big wheeze Well I am and I want to know Why is not called a treacle My brain feels its wading through some Or maybe it’s name should be…
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Blockhead
Have you ever experienced the urge To create a poetic, titanic, splurge Of emotion and passion Of great clarity That moves all your readers And speaks to the soul. But then you set paper to pen (Or these days your laptop opens) And instead of a torrent A trickle comes forth Your words remain twisted…
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Saved
Tick Tock What time o’clock I really should be asleep But then I remember I’ve missed a key app Not followed on twitter Not loaded my shop I’m bleary and sleepy but I carry on Lit up by the back screen And powered on and…
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Spring cleaning
Today’s offering is all about wanting to spruce up. Do you know how to use hair dye What happens if it marks the white grout That frames my tasteful grey tiling How would one start to get it out? I used to get my hair done professionally I used to get eyebrows, nails,…