• On being a fish

    On being a fish

    I have no recollection Of this wonderful collection Of colour flashing past me. As a fish, It’s all new – as Memory cells are few And I forget… But, forgive me… Who are you? Repeat ad nauseum.

  • Sneeze when your winning

    Why is a cold called a cold When it makes you burn up and lie down Do you freeze as you sneeze Are you just one big wheeze Well I am and I want to know Why is not called a treacle My brain feels its wading through some Or maybe it’s name should be…

  • Blockhead

    Have you ever experienced the urge To create a poetic, titanic, splurge Of emotion and passion Of great clarity That moves all your readers And speaks to the soul. But then you set paper to pen (Or these days your laptop opens) And instead of a torrent A trickle comes forth Your words remain twisted…

  • Saved

      Tick   Tock   What time o’clock   I really should be asleep   But then I remember I’ve missed a key app   Not followed on twitter   Not loaded my shop   I’m bleary and sleepy but I carry on   Lit up by the back screen   And powered on and…

  • Spring cleaning

    Spring cleaning

    Today’s offering is all about wanting to spruce up.   Do you know how to use hair dye What happens if it marks the white grout That frames my tasteful grey tiling How would one start to get it out?   I used to get my hair done professionally I used to get eyebrows, nails,…