Blogs are demanding. They tap their watch and sigh deep. They wonder if you really love them. They feel cast aside, They can’t sleep. They just want to be loved – They are needy. They never assume they’re ok. Theres only one way to placate them: And that’s posting every day.
Tag: Humour
Anthropology 2: art student
I lost my jacket, heels and case i left them way behind. I cut my hair and changed my spex, become another kind. I left the ranks of the well paid I missed the Budget speech, I said goodbye to 9 to 5… It all is out of reach. ‘These days I google concept art i…
Upstairs
I have spent the whole week Struggling to speak To my youngest son, who has been Quite determined to press Every button to stress His disgust at the current regime. He has screamed, he has wailed He has fought and has railed ‘Gainst the system within which he exists. What he hasn’t devined Is that…
whine
With apologies to The Stranglers… Chardonnay Chardonnay yes I know what people say that you’re just the same as eating cakes of cream. i can dream, oh I can dream… that one day they’ll devise wine that doesn’t hit my thighs wine that actually makes you fit and thin Shrinks your skin and sucks you…
On being a fish
I have no recollection Of this wonderful collection Of colour flashing past me. As a fish, It’s all new – as Memory cells are few And I forget… But, forgive me… Who are you? Repeat ad nauseum.
Sneeze when your winning
Why is a cold called a cold When it makes you burn up and lie down Do you freeze as you sneeze Are you just one big wheeze Well I am and I want to know Why is not called a treacle My brain feels its wading through some Or maybe it’s name should be…
Blockhead
Have you ever experienced the urge To create a poetic, titanic, splurge Of emotion and passion Of great clarity That moves all your readers And speaks to the soul. But then you set paper to pen (Or these days your laptop opens) And instead of a torrent A trickle comes forth Your words remain twisted…
Spring cleaning
Today’s offering is all about wanting to spruce up. Do you know how to use hair dye What happens if it marks the white grout That frames my tasteful grey tiling How would one start to get it out? I used to get my hair done professionally I used to get eyebrows, nails,…
