Tag: Humour
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Order
To call a meal out a treat is misnomer In these days of Covid Just ordering is trauma And trips that are meant to relax and de stress Result in group panic and emotional mess. The app doesn’t download The logon is wrong The discount that tempted Has gone for a song The children are […]
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Blog psychology
Blogs are demanding. They tap their watch and sigh deep. They wonder if you really love them. They feel cast aside, They can’t sleep. They just want to be loved – They are needy. They never assume they’re ok. Theres only one way to placate them: And that’s posting every day.
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Anthropology 2: art student
I lost my jacket, heels and case i left them way behind. I cut my hair and changed my spex, become another kind. I left the ranks of the well paid I missed the Budget speech, I said goodbye to 9 to 5… It all is out of reach. ‘These days I google concept art i […]
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Upstairs
I have spent the whole week Struggling to speak To my youngest son, who has been Quite determined to press Every button to stress His disgust at the current regime. He has screamed, he has wailed He has fought and has railed ‘Gainst the system within which he exists. What he hasn’t devined Is that […]
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whine
With apologies to The Stranglers… Chardonnay Chardonnay yes I know what people say that you’re just the same as eating cakes of cream. i can dream, oh I can dream… that one day they’ll devise wine that doesn’t hit my thighs wine that actually makes you fit and thin Shrinks your skin and sucks you […]
Stitch This 