• In training…

    If only professional training courses were so easy… Spotted on the way to work the other day. Make me laugh anyway.

  • Plymouth, ho!

    Well, I’m loving Plymouth Hoe, the lighthouse, the views, the freshers from the University. But the highlight was Pin Lane. I know, I’m shallow.

  • I’m with you, Groucho

    When did you last sit down and read a book? I have to admit that, having formerly been a complete bookworm, I have been absolutely rubbish over the last few years. I could blame it on parentage of course, that really, it’s down to my scatter brain approach to life these days I think. I…

  • Double trouble

    This secret identity stuff can be a pain sometimes you know. For example, inspired by my forays into poetry in NaPoWriMo, I recently entered a poetry competition and came runner up- but in my real name, not Stitch. I’m thrilled, really chuffed, but can’t show you my opus without outing myself…which is a little miff-making.…

  • Singe

    Sunscreen application is an in exact art You miss bits no matter how keenly you start if you slap on in swipes You get burning stripes If you dab and blot You get white, glowing spots It’s not a good look You won’t rock a trend You looking at days ‘Til you’re on the mend…