With apologies to The Stranglers…
Chardonnay Chardonnay
yes I know what people say
that you’re just the same as eating cakes of cream.
i can dream,
oh I can dream…
that one day they’ll devise
wine that doesn’t hit my thighs
wine that actually makes you fit and thin
Shrinks your skin
and sucks you in.
Stitch This 
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