With apologies to The Stranglers…

Chardonnay Chardonnay

yes I know what people say

that you’re just the same as eating cakes of cream.

i can dream,

oh I can dream…

that one day they’ll devise

wine that doesn’t hit my thighs

wine that actually makes you fit and thin

Shrinks your skin

and sucks you in. 



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