• Tumble

    Tumble

    to A&E dear reader. I tripped and I may have mashed a knee cap. Unamusing. I’m due to go to New York (yes!) in ten days time. Agghhhh!  The pic is one I did today on the sofa. Like?

  • Parked

    Parked

    I have an itch, I have a scratch I sometimes wonder if I can match My old ways, my triumphs, my career success. Will I ever, like I once did, get power dressed? My glories have gone now I’m off the fast track I’ve stepped down and slowed down I’ll never go back. But I…

  • whine

    whine

    With apologies to The Stranglers… Chardonnay Chardonnay yes I know what people say that you’re just the same as eating cakes of cream. i can dream, oh I can dream… that one day they’ll devise wine that doesn’t hit my thighs wine that actually makes you fit and thin Shrinks your skin and sucks you…

  • Dear teacher

    Dear teacher

    So, I’m wondering what to give my sons’ teachers this year… There’s the normal, incredibly helpful, group organised team present but I want to give them something from my boys…here’s where I’ve got to so far… An ABC necklace made from Shrinkles…one of the teachers has ABC earrings, a pair for each letter. I wanted…

  • Return ticket to Nottingham please

    Return ticket to Nottingham please

    I’ve been away a while. It was deliberate and necessary I’m afraid. Stitch Towers was crumbling and I needed to do some underpinning. Metaphorically speaking. I’ve done some judicious redecorating while I was at it and I’m ready to open up shop again. I hope you understand. I’m only just beginning to.